Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
And half the time you are probably drunk.
“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”
Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)
Best quote ever
Did I reblog this? I’m doing it again anyways
Why is there a dog at the meeting?
Oh my god! Look the Russians are using magic helicopters in Crimea! Ahh communism!
Way more profound in video.
Fucking amazing, none the less.